#59: I Am Your Worst Nightmare

Bad dreams have been waking him up in the middle of the night.

 

I have a lot of hate at 2AM.

Gods have mercy on the souls of those who come between me and my sleep.

The evil stick still haunts his dreams from time to time.

I'd like to know what it is so that I can destroy it for good.

#58: The Wrong Dragon

"No such flower exists."

Busted.

Mama has been listening to waaaaay too much Dragonforce, the UK power-metal band that became famous for their ultra-fast impossible-to-play song Through The Fire And Flames in Guitar Hero III.

 What can I say? Dragonforce is awesome.

They are epic. They are little bit ridiculous. And they rule.

On top of all that, you will see keytar at their live shows.
One keytar to rule them all!!

I mean, how could anyone hate a band with a keytar player?

#57: Mama Turns To The Dark Side

NOOOOOOOOO! (etc. etc.)

Sure, I may be a noob now, but by the time my son is a teenager, I hope to have acquired Jedi mind-reading powers.

Fencing is a lot of fun! Should my son also decide to take up the sport in the future, maybe he and I could engage in an epic sword fight someday. Think Empire Strikes Back--except for the part where, you know, I lop off his hand. Wait, is that a spoiler?

#56: Mr. Know-It-All

Now that he knows how to read the alphabet, he reads aloud every letter he finds on the street.

He was truly disappointed in me.